You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
I sincerely feel ill.
send this to your crush
This would probably be much funnier if it weren’t 100% true
And the fact that this attitude is behind the worst damage to the country ever done by any majority party in the history of the United States.
this can be like a really late 4/13 thing i guess
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
i’ve never seen something so accurate
So what if that’s what’s happened when you find random Pokeballs lying in the grass. They only have the item that the Pokemon was last holding inside them.
; ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU FOUND A LUNAR FEATHER!
GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!
omfg this is quite possibly the saddest fucking thing ever i just can’t i don’t even believe it
WHAT THE FUCK.
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs